Lesson 1: How to find and get a hot babe

This is a very easy process. In fact, it can be quite enjoyable! Just get some sunglasses in which your eyes CAN NOT be seen though and check out all your potential mates. Everyone is different but often the best way to find them is through real life situations like going to the gym or school. Though you do not want them to ever see you so make sure to be as sneaky as possible. You want to be prepared for your first impression after all. The best way to do this is in a 1 on 1 situation, so you should follow them home and wait for them to be alone and exit your hiding place. One there make sure to let them your a chad alpha male by yelling and ripping off your shirt. A primal way to show dominance is to throw feces as well. Once doing this the female will be swooned and beg YOU to date them. Not the other way around. In EXTREME cases they may even ask to marry you there and then!

Here's how you should look:


Lesson 2